“Not My Chart, Not My Problem” – Zeke Sticker
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Zeke the Porcupine has entered full burnout mode, and he's not here for your Q4 projections. Featuring our perpetually unbothered office mascot sipping coffee while chaos erupts behind him, this sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, or cubicle walls that need a little more “I’m mentally clocked out” energy.
Because Zeke isn’t fixing your spreadsheet. And neither are you.
Features Zeke in full corporate apathy, AirPod in and mug firmly grasped
Perfect for coworkers, introverts, or anyone who’s ever muted a meeting and walked away
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Because Zeke isn’t fixing your spreadsheet. And neither are you.
Features Zeke in full corporate apathy, AirPod in and mug firmly grasped
Perfect for coworkers, introverts, or anyone who’s ever muted a meeting and walked away
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
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Zeke the Porcupine has entered full burnout mode, and he's not here for your Q4 projections. Featuring our perpetually unbothered office mascot sipping coffee while chaos erupts behind him, this sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, or cubicle walls that need a little more “I’m mentally clocked out” energy.
Because Zeke isn’t fixing your spreadsheet. And neither are you.
Features Zeke in full corporate apathy, AirPod in and mug firmly grasped
Perfect for coworkers, introverts, or anyone who’s ever muted a meeting and walked away
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Because Zeke isn’t fixing your spreadsheet. And neither are you.
Features Zeke in full corporate apathy, AirPod in and mug firmly grasped
Perfect for coworkers, introverts, or anyone who’s ever muted a meeting and walked away
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Zeke the Porcupine has entered full burnout mode, and he's not here for your Q4 projections. Featuring our perpetually unbothered office mascot sipping coffee while chaos erupts behind him, this sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, or cubicle walls that need a little more “I’m mentally clocked out” energy.
Because Zeke isn’t fixing your spreadsheet. And neither are you.
Features Zeke in full corporate apathy, AirPod in and mug firmly grasped
Perfect for coworkers, introverts, or anyone who’s ever muted a meeting and walked away
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Because Zeke isn’t fixing your spreadsheet. And neither are you.
Features Zeke in full corporate apathy, AirPod in and mug firmly grasped
Perfect for coworkers, introverts, or anyone who’s ever muted a meeting and walked away
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.